Colbert's Canadian connection
Stephen announced that he was giving up his long search for a replacement for his black friend Allen and decided to go with a Canadian instead “Even though Canada has bears and metric measuring units, and an endless supply of mapley syrup goodness”.
The show will soon feature a segment called “The Canadian Connection” and be covered by The Canadian Colbertespondence. The feature will provide Americans with insights about the fascinating Canadian government and their hysterical antics. Be sure to check out the show nightly at 11:30 following the Daily Show on the Comedy Network.
Email The Canadian Connection at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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