Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope
You were hoping for lemon meringue, lemon squares or even lemonade, but all that you got were lemons. It's as if the stars are in a bad mood. Maybe it's time for you to earn your keep around here.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Stun all those flighty friends with your practical, enlightened thinking. Travel the middle ground between two well-defined points. A stranger sees you at your best. A new legend or reputation springs to life.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A smokescreen clouds the truth only until the wind picks up. Pleading ignorance will just make you look like a fool. It's time for Gemini to admit his or her mistake. Others expect you to be responsible.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Personal issues are played out on a bigger stage. You have to admit that a gem of unwanted advice hits the target squarely. Smiling would be good for you if you did it more often.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Are you feeling invisible these days? Isolate your best features and promote them like crazy. Others are more likely to include you when you give them good reason to do so.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Form and function take a back seat to meaning. You're ready for a fun time in a house or neighbourhood whose secrets you know well. Be proud of your friends and enjoy the discoveries that they make.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Surrender gracefully. This weekend belongs to someone else, and Libra is just the passenger or servant. Your duties should be complex enough to keep your mind from wandering onto dangerous ground.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Hero worship implies that the devotee is somehow imperfect. Scorpio stands above the mob scene, refusing to mistake the artist for the art. Take inspiration where you find it and put it to work immediately.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Collect all recyclable materials and send them off to the right person. Sort through drawers and closets for old things that have current applications. Nothing new comes through the door until the house is clean.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
The ordinary world becomes very special indeed. Relax into your personal definition of wealth and luxury. You're rich with motivation and pampered with abundant opportunities. Nothing can stop you now.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Join your gang instead of running alone. It's too easy for Aquarius to get lost or tired these days. Those who rely on a group are more likely to make sure that it stays unified and functional. Communicate clearly.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
You greet a friend with unusual happiness. The right people wander through your world at just the right moment. Pisces may not be able to see the future, but the present makes an unbelievable amount of sense.