Groined Santa canned by two malls in short span
He was relieved, then, when another area mall hired him to play Santa. With reporters covering his first day in the chair, Santa turned to a local TV station's camera and said, “I suppose you want a picture of me protecting my jingle jangles.” He then grabbed his crotch, imitating, he said later, “a grip used by athletes to protect their ‘penalty zones' or like when Michael Jackson sings.” The image of Santa grabbing his jingle jangles was then broadcast on the evening news. Mall management was unsympathetic and fired him. Santa tearfully told reporters he doesn't know what he's going to do now. He said the stunt “was a bad judgment call,” but “can't you make a joke anymore?”
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