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Geeks seek dates

Benny White | Crapiss Media | Distorter | October 1st, 2007



Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date some hot women, the largest computer club at Fanshawe College hopes to hold a “geek auction.”

The idea is to trade their computer skills to hot women in exchange for a makeover and, possibly, a date, and maybe more.

“You can buy a geek and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!” Ben Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site.

Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
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